Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending operations after almost two decades. What do you think?
“Recess forever!”
Dwight Hoffa, Flute Tuner
“They must have run out of underprivileged girls to help.”
Corinne Pitcher, Stoplight Designer
“After 20 years, those girls should have graduated by now anyway.”
Woodrow Page, Waffle Gourmand
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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