As she weighs a 2028 presidential run, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that she is freezing her eggs, not confirming whether she eventually plans to have children. What do you think?
“Give me a second to find a reason to be mad about this.”
Craig Uibel, Unemployed
“What AOC publicly proclaims about her body is none of anyone’s business.”
Jared Peck, Notebook Liner
“No one would say a word if a man froze AOC’s eggs.”
Veronica Reyes, Steam Engineer
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
