For nearly 20 years, Consequence has brought you the truth in music and entertainment, covering the best of the best and the worst of the worst, from breaking news to expert opinions. The publication’s capital-o Opinions are a favorite among readers, who are also pop culture truthers in need of the right attire to contain all that veracity. Consequence has got them covered, literally, with the new “Truth Is Consequence” hoodie.
Introducing the “Truth Is Consequence” Hoodie
Available now on the Consequence Shop, this heavyweight, oversized hoodie brings premium comfort that’s not for the weak of conviction, the weak of shoulder, or the person who thinks “medium” is a personality trait. It runs large and it runs comfy, thanks to the French terry fabric. But don’t be fooled by the material name; you can bet this thing is Made in America from American cotton — because what’s truer than the U.S. of A.?
Emboldened on the front: TRUTH, an unmissable statement that you, dear reader, hold the power of righteous right regarding how The Odyssey brilliantly underplayed the mythology, or why The Stone Roses’ Second Coming really was a disappointing sophomore album. On the back, the Consequence logo, a reminder to everyone of where you completely stole those truths.
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And we’ve even got options for you in three colorways: black with white print, for the purists ($89.99); distressed black with white print, for those seeking that “already been to three festivals” look ($94.99); and distressed black with subtle black glitter print, for those who like to look closer for the truth ($99.99). Whatever your style, your shipping is free.
So don’t put your cultural convictions into a Reddit thread that’s going to get buried under a bunch of trolls. Wear it proud, wear it bold, wear it right on your danged chest with the “Truth Is Consequence” hoodie. And does it hurt that you’re supporting your favorite independent music and pop culture publication while you do it? Heck no, and that’s the real truth.
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