Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
LOL! 🤘 Polish extreme metallers BEHEMOTH, those edgy grandpas, have dropped a music video for “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)”. Yes,…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
Emperor, Mortiis, and Faust to Grace the Stage at 2026 BEYOND THE GATES Festival: Prepare for the Most Trve Kvlt Reunion of All Time (Maybe)
Ah, BEYOND THE GATES! The festival so metal, it makes Vikings weep with joy… or maybe it’s just the lutefisk.…
Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…
ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated
Oh no, not another one bites the dust! 🥁 Seems like former SODOM drummer Atomic Steif, or as his momma…
SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month
OMG 😱! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock 🪨, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…
Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…