Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
In a groundbreaking 🙄 interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? 😂), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…
Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…
SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…
W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…
Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…
The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…
Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouse known as El Estepario Siberiano, DREAM THEATER’s resident drum-twirling wizard, Mike Portnoy,…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…