The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
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TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…
Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…
Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…
DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…
My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…
Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…
DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…
BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…
Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode
Oh, look, it’s Brucey baby rambling again! IRON MAIDEN’s frontman, the one and only (thankfully) Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace…