Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…
SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…
VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🤘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…
FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…
Maryland Deathfest 2025: Our Jackal.Today Squad Takes on Baltimore!
This year marked the 20th anniversary of Maryland Deathfest (MDF), and for our crew, it was our third pilgrimage to…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…