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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
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Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
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AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…

Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”
Grammys Add Wild New Category: Banjo Shredding While Hurling an Axe at a President’s Face
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Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Ahead of the 68th Grammy Awards, the Recording Academy stunned the public by introducing a truly unexpected and, let’s be…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)
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BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever hole they’ve been hiding in for the past seven years! Arizona’s…

Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…

Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…

Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
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Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again…  Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…

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