NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…
FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
🤣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…
Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse
OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in Łódź, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…
Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…
PARADISE LOST Drops New Banger ‘Serpent On The Cross’ from ‘Ascension’ Album (Prepare to be Underwhelmed)
Oh great, more doomy dirges from the geriatric goth squad, PARADISE LOST! 🙄 They’ve just dropped a new “music video”…
38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…