GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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TESLA too lazy to make new music
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…