OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with RichardMetalFan94 (because, let’s be honest, who ELSE would care? 🤷♂️), OBITUARY bassist Terry Butler hinted…
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Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About
Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…
Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…
Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…
FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…
Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…
FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell
FEAR FACTORY, or as I like to call them, “Dino Cazares and Some Guys,” decided to dust off their grandpa…
Amon Amarth’s New Song: More Like ‘We Drool, Then Puke, On The Waves’
So, these Swedish fellas, AMON AMARTH, bless their little Viking hearts, decided to grace us with their presence at Pine…
CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent
Ah, yes, the enlightened eco-warriors of West Coast deathgrind, CATTLE DECAPITATION, have deigned to bless the unwashed masses of North…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…