Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped…
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Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why…
🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴
Ah, Hollywood — the land where dreams go to get diluted into corporate mush. In a recent interview with the…
9 More Scary Facts About Guns
Brought to you by: Strikeman You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in…
🤔 «8s, 9s, and 10s… All Paid for by EA?» Fans Roast Rinse-and-Repeat Reviews
Is EA the puppeteer pulling the strings of gaming reviews? Gamers think so! With Dragon Age: The Veilguard scoring suspiciously…
Are you garbage? Know the signs
If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to a huge swathe of the population as “garbage”…
💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶
In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers…
🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸
Marvel’s reboot of the iconic vampire-slaying saga, Blade, has hit another delay — shocker, right? After four years of setbacks,…
Denuvo DRM 2.0 – Now With Extra Censorship! 🎮🚫
In an unprecedented turn of events, Denuvo, the controversial anti-piracy software we all love to hate, has taken a bold…
Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸
It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single «Over Each Other» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…