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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few…

Trump’s First Year In Office
The Onion

Trump’s First Year In Office

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       Trump’s First Year In Office Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally…

Babylon Bee

Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump…

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head
The Onion

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       The post Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests
The Onion

Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       SANTA BARBARA, CA—Groaning as yet another stranger shoved a ballpoint pen in his face, actor Noah Wyle stated Thursday…

Babylon Bee

Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has…

Babylon Bee

Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they…

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
The Onion

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

       The post ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page…

Babylon Bee

Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the 2026 midterm elections on the horizon amid increasing strife over problems facing the nation,…

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