Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The New Jackass Movie Will Finally Put Us All Out of Our Misery and End the Series Before Steve-O Dies Trying to Snort a Live Chicken
Well, folks, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to the most iconic, the most legendary, the most utterly ridiculous…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever See This Side of the Galaxy aka the Mandalorian and Grogu Final Trailer Because Your Life Was Missing Something and This Is It
In a shocking turn of events, the wait for a new Star Wars movie is almost over, and we can’t…
Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities
NEW YORK, NY — As part of his ongoing plan to implement his sweeping socialist policies throughout New York…
LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated…
Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
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Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump’s New Triumphal Arch?
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft “United States Triumphal Arch” in honor of the nation’s 250th…
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion. The post…
‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned…
White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion. The post White…