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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

Babylon Bee

Report: Heaven Offers Special Perks For People Who Dress Up Nice For Church

FinnApril 17, 2026

    HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church.   HEAVEN…

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
The Onion

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

FinnApril 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday,…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud

FinnApril 17, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the…

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts
The Onion

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts

FinnApril 17, 2026

       Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be…

Babylon Bee

$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees

FinnApril 17, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its…

Babylon Bee

Gen Zer Puts On Her Nice Pajamas For Job Interview

FinnApril 17, 2026

    FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local Gen Zer Krista Evans reportedly selected her fanciest pajamas for a recent job interview…

TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau
The Onion

TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau

FinnApril 17, 2026

       TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights…

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds
The Onion

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds

FinnApril 17, 2026

       INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

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