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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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10 Dumbest Things Guardian Angels Have Saved People From

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    Humans get into a lot of trouble, which all too often is simply a product of our own stupidity.…

Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time
The Onion

Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

       The post Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time appeared first on The Onion.    The post Scientists Witness…

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Blind Taste Test Finds 9 Out Of 10 Men Prefer Taste Of Water From Garden Hose

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out…

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Trump Tells E.U. It’s Time We Start Seeing Other Continents

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union leaders…

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College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — The Indiana Hoosiers credited their shocking college football championship victory to discipline, teamwork, and the $370…

Babylon Bee

Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
Breaking, Movie News

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not
Breaking, Movie News

Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Oh, look! Another “twisted thriller” where a troubled youth gets kidnapped by a family who’s definitely auditioning for the world’s…

Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
Breaking, Movie News

Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit
The Onion

Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

       CHICAGO—Calling attention to the startling lack of tied-up cherry stems in the average diet, health experts from the American…

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