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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
The Onion

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly…

Babylon Bee

Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for…

Babylon Bee

Pam Bondi Says She Has Finally Figured Out What DOJ Stands For

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally…

Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
The Onion

Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

       The post Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’ appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning…

Babylon Bee

Trump Announces New Round Of Tariffs On Everyone Who Didn’t Laugh At His Jokes In Davos

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World…

Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month
Breaking, Movie News

Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Breaking, Movie News

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…

He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Breaking, Movie News

He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…

Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend
The Onion

Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

       MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna…

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