A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming the stings left him “unable to continue his descent.” What do you think?
“Bees can sense when you’re trying to improve yourself.”
Brandi Clark, Chair Appraiser
“If they’d offered him a ride up the mountain to begin with maybe he could’ve avoided the bees altogether.”
Juan Maldonado, Rice Bagger
“The park rangers clearly warn you not to pet the bees.”
Dylan Forbes, Pet Namer
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A hiker was forced to be airlifted after he was stung by bees over 100 times, with officials claiming the stings left him “unable to continue his descent.” What do you think?
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