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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

FinnMarch 28, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter…

Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet
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Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet

FinnMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and fin-tastic movie of the year? 🦈🌊 I didn’t…

Babylon Bee

Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran

FinnMarch 28, 2026

    U.S. — President Trump has announced the deployment of 10,000 soldiers to help spread the word that there is…

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events
The Onion

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events

FinnMarch 28, 2026

       The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future…

Babylon Bee

49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…

Babylon Bee

12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…

NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base
The Onion

NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base

FinnMarch 27, 2026

       NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion ‌base on the moon’s surface…

Babylon Bee

Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
The Onion

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

FinnMarch 27, 2026

       WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert…

Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway

FinnMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…

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