The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future games, with the IOC also confirming that all athletes wanting to compete in the female category will have to undergo a one-off screening to detect their biological sex. What do you think?
“That should shorten future Joe Rogan episodes by about an hour and a half.”
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“The Olympics are just a social construct.”
Maggie Paulik, Carrot Pickler
“Take that, nuanced issue.”
Bo Luebben, Chipmunk Tamer
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The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future games, with the IOC also confirming that all athletes wanting to compete in the female category will have to undergo a one-off screening to detect their biological sex. What do you think?
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