Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip
TORRANCE, CA — Jeremy Fales, a local marketer for a Fortune 500 company, reportedly had an epiphany on Thursday…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in…
Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls
LONDON — In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased…
The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…
“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”
Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…
Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce
AKRON, OH—Replying to a sparse text thread that had been only marginally active over the past few years, the…
8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent
Catholic or not, there’s nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a…
‘You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn’t Judge People,’ Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment
HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM — As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with…