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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It

FinnDecember 13, 2025

    U.S. — Podcaster and amateur sleuth Candace Owens has vowed to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy by doing everything in…

The Old ‘Street Fighter’ Movie Is Actually Good
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The Old ‘Street Fighter’ Movie Is Actually Good

FinnDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A 14-Year-Old’s Birthday Trauma Exposed in Shocking 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Film Review 🎂💥 So there I was,…

New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift
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New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a…

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12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than ‘Monopoly’

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don’t let that happen to you.   Countless families…

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
The Onion

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       The post Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz appeared first on The Onion.    The…

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Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets,…

Babylon Bee

California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    PACIFIC PALISADES, CA — Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area had failed to build…

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot
Breaking, Movie News

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Street Fighter Movie Just Dropped a Trailer and the Internet Has Already Lost 1000 Lives 🚨 🎮💥…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
Breaking, Movie News

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

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