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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Babylon Bee

Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    SANTA CLARA, CA – Following this year’s Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys…

Alan Andrews
The Onion

Alan Andrews

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.” The post Alan…

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
The Onion

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing…

Babylon Bee

NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
The Onion

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican…

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter
The Onion

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason
The Onion

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

    U.S. — The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an “even more patriotic” alternative halftime…

LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
Breaking, Movie News

LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…

‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero
Breaking, Movie News

‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh no, not another GoFundMe plea from the toy industry! But wait—this one’s for He-Man’s dad? Let’s dive into this…

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