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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer
London: Where Every Bomb is a Party Invitation!
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Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

So, picture this: You’re sipping your tea, minding your own business in London when suddenly—BOOM!—well, not actually BOOM, thank God—but…

Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
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Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…

John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!
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John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…

History Of St. Patrick’s Day
The Onion

History Of St. Patrick’s Day

FinnMarch 16, 2026

       Originally a Catholic feast day for the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patrick’s Day has evolved into a global…

Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst
The Onion

Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst

FinnMarch 16, 2026

       KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up…

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line
The Onion

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

FinnMarch 15, 2026

       The post ‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Babylon Bee

‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar

FinnMarch 15, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for “Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar”.…

Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron
The Onion

Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron

FinnMarch 15, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention,…

Babylon Bee

Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’

FinnMarch 15, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award
The Onion

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award

FinnMarch 15, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was…

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