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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Artist Profile: Katseye
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Artist Profile: Katseye

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares…

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Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes

FinnDecember 11, 2025

    HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to “axe…

Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
🚨 BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Are Returning to the Hunger Games Universe, Because Apparently, We All Forgot to Die in 2015 🚨 🎬🍿
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Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…

Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food
The Onion

Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local…

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23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
The Onion

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts…

Babylon Bee

Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again

FinnDecember 10, 2025

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
Breaking, Movie News

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

Babylon Bee

13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone

FinnDecember 10, 2025

    The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu…

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