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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices
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Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

One Last Deal — because apparently Danny Dyer wasn’t busy enough terrorizing cockney criminals and stomping through Guy Ritchie’s back…

Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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Lady – Watch Sian Clifford’s Masterpiece of Chaos in the New Surreal British Mockumentary That’ll Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

FinnMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Oh look, another British film where a posh lady turns invisible because she’s *so* desperate for attention. How delightfully original.…

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case
The Onion

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested…

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
The Onion

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide a “more hearty, spoonable drinking experience,” the Environmental Protection Agency announced Thursday a sweeping…

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Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized…

Babylon Bee

Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Faced with the threat of their total annihilation, the Islamic Republic of Iran reportedly contacted the…

Babylon Bee

American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    BATESVILLE, IN — In what many called a brazen attack on cherished American values, the Ripley County Board of…

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact
The Onion

Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact

FinnMarch 5, 2026

       The White House has defended strikes on Iran, stating that the country’s leaders are “paying for their crimes against…

‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets
The Bear Is Ending, and Your Heart Will Never Recover From This Tragic News
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‘The Bear’ Will End With Season 5, According to Jamie Lee Curtis, Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do Than Spill Showbiz Secrets

FinnMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Well, folks, it’s official: The Bear is about to rip our hearts out and serve them on a plate, à…

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