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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully…

Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine
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Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine

FinnDecember 5, 2025

       A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry…

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Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby…

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

FinnDecember 5, 2025

       ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked…

‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James
The Onion

‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James

FinnDecember 5, 2025

       NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that…

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Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday…

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Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…

Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
The Onion

Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To

FinnDecember 4, 2025

       The post Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To appeared first on…

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Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…

Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale
The Onion

Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale

FinnDecember 4, 2025

       INDIANAPOLIS—Suggesting there were some deals even cancer researchers couldn’t say no to, a new study published Thursday by the…

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