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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are

FinnJanuary 31, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

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Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island

FinnJanuary 31, 2026

    U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft’s former assistant “Clippy” visiting Epstein…

Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
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Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment

FinnJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…

Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For
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Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For

FinnJanuary 31, 2026

       The post Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For appeared first…

SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
SEVERALS Cut the Power: Why "When The Sun Is Dark" is a Verdict, Not Just a Single
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SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)

FinnJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

If you thought Czechia was only good for gothic architecture and affordable beer, SEVERALS are here to prove you wrong…

LeBron James Clearly Using Golf Simulator On Bench
The Onion

LeBron James Clearly Using Golf Simulator On Bench

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       The post LeBron James Clearly Using Golf Simulator On Bench appeared first on The Onion.    The post LeBron James…

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Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn’t that bad after covering it…

TikTok Blocks Mentions Of Jeffrey Epstein
The Onion

TikTok Blocks Mentions Of Jeffrey Epstein

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       TikTok users in the U.S. claimed they were unable to write the word “Epstein” in messages, fueling accusations that…

New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
The Onion

New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

       The post New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga appeared first on The Onion.    The…

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Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It

FinnJanuary 30, 2026

    U.S. — Self-proclaimed journalist Don Lemon was arrested on Friday for allegedly raiding a church service and intimidating its…

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