Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed to be apple cider vinegar from a syringe, the attack coming amid a broad surge in violence against lawmakers. What do you think?
“I hope this doesn’t make her afraid of all men running towards her with syringes.”
Will Tagle, Wiring Inspector
“You can’t arrest someone just because you disagree with their criminal actions.”
Anastasia Gowen, Poultry Grader
“Was there anything engraved on the liquid?”
Ritchie Capasso, Grout Whitener
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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed to be apple cider vinegar from a syringe, the attack coming amid a broad surge in violence against lawmakers. What do you think?
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