Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight

   

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to “85 seconds to midnight,” President Donald Trump held a press conference to announce that he had created his own Doomsday Clock and set it to “infinity seconds to midnight.”

  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to “85 seconds to midnight,” President Donald Trump held a press conference to announce that he had created his own Doomsday Clock and set it to “infinity seconds to midnight.” Read More

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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