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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child ‘Thomas Bombadil Vance’

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of the public announcement that the couple was expecting their fourth child this…

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Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    ICE is all over the news lately, with conflicting reports about what’s actually happening. Many people have been left…

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Wife’s Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don’t Watch

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    U.S. — The new report released this week indicated that your wife’s love language had been confirmed to be…

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REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    URGENT — A new report indicates that if you read this headline, you are, in fact, a racist.   URGENT…

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Aging George Soros Hoping To Ruin Just One More Country Before The End

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

    KATONAH, NY — As the geopolitical landscape continued to prepare for a changing of the guard, aging billionaire powerbroker…

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower
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Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower

FinnJanuary 23, 2026

       PARIS—Clutching their chests in wonder at the newly unveiled work by an anonymous street artist, all 68 million members…

Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child
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Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

       Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation…

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‘Sinners’ Nominated For ‘Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist’

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026,…

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice
The Onion

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and…

Babylon Bee

Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple’s Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to…

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