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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue’s X Account Reveals He’s Based In Isengard

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue’s X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.   Suspicions…

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary…

James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar
Breaking, Movie News, Music News

James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
Breaking, Movie News

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up
Breaking, Movie News

Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 You guys are *not* going to believe this. Another documentary? Seriously? 🙄 It’s called “Cover-Up,” and apparently, it’s…

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse
The Onion

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       BELCHERTOWN, MA—Cautiously eyeing up a nearby mare in what barnyard sources described as a mixture of flirtation and guarded…

Babylon Bee

Pastor Installs Heresy Gong For When Associate Pastor Preaches

FinnNovember 23, 2025

    AMARILLO, TX — Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a “Heresy Gong” in the sanctuary for whenever the associate…

Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
Breaking, Movie News

Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…

Babylon Bee

Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

FinnNovember 22, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is…

“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
Breaking, Movie News

“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…

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