Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
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Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
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Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
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With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA
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St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim
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