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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican…

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter
The Onion

Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason
The Onion

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       The post Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

    U.S. — The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an “even more patriotic” alternative halftime…

LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
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LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…

‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero
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‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh no, not another GoFundMe plea from the toy industry! But wait—this one’s for He-Man’s dad? Let’s dive into this…

Babylon Bee

Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

    OMAHA, NE — After wrapping up this morning’s sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he…

Babylon Bee

8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to…

Babylon Bee

Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no…

Babylon Bee

Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed…

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