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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food
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Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local…

Babylon Bee

23 Gifts The Wise Men Should Have Brought Instead

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
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Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts…

Babylon Bee

Indianapolis Colts Debut New Trick Play Where Philip Rivers Fakes Handoff To Running Back Then Runs Off Field To Get Wife Pregnant Again

FinnDecember 10, 2025

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

Babylon Bee

13 Things Safer To Give Your Kids Than A Smartphone

FinnDecember 10, 2025

    The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu…

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       LOS ANGELES—In a groundbreaking finding that reveals a major shift in media consumption habits, a new study published Wednesday…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief
The Onion

Fabergé Egg Recovered After Being Swallowed By Thief

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       Police in New Zealand recovered a rare $19,000 Fabergé egg pendant swallowed by an alleged thief, with the pendant…

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