IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age
DES MOINES, IOWA—Revealing that his fascination began practically as soon as he could crawl behind the television, local IT…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers
The Department of Homeland Security has been carrying out “Operation Midway Blitz” since early September. The Onion examines the…
Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday
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Idiot Tries To Rob Bank In Gotham City, Where Batman Lives
GOTHAM CITY — A foolish thief found himself in the hospital recovering from a dislocated shoulder, a fractured wrist,…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday…
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F.…
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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Report Reveals Biden Allowed Over 2,000,000 Flood Lifeforms Across Southern Border
U.S — According to a Department of Homeland Security report, former President Joe Biden’s soft border policies allowed 2,000,000…