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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
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Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    TORONTO — Following the team’s devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World…

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Breaking, Movie News

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity

FinnNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…

Babylon Bee

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory

FinnNovember 2, 2025

    TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau

FinnNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

       Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the…

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
The Onion

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia

FinnNovember 1, 2025

       Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia,…

Babylon Bee

Trump Negotiates Historic Peace Deal Between Contemporary Service, Traditional Service

FinnOctober 31, 2025

    U.S. — Mere weeks after bringing about a much-heralded ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, President Donald Trump pulled off…

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges
The Onion

Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday…

Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games
The Onion

Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg…

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
The Onion

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

FinnOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

       The post ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume appeared first on The Onion.   The post…

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