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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees
Babylon Bee

Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees

FinnOctober 1, 2025

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local man was confronted with the unpleasant reality that he had failed miserably as a…

Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
Breaking, Movie News

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
Breaking, Movie News

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
Breaking, Movie News

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…

Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Breaking, Movie News

Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”

FinnSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact
The Onion

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact

FinnSeptember 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCritics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower…

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews
Babylon Bee

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews

FinnSeptember 30, 2025

GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump’s…

Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!
Censorship or a Genius Move? "The Social Network" Sequel Will Silence All Critics
Movie News

Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Rejoice, you apostles of “positive thinking” and agro-coaches of personal growth! Hollywood has finally heeded your mantras and is preparing…

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Breaking, Movie News

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…

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