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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Breaking, Movie News

‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…

Babylon Bee

10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren’t the only ones.…

AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives
The Onion

AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual…

Babylon Bee

Shire Doctors Link High Cancer Rate To Use Of Pipeweed

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    MICHEL DELVING — According to the Gaffer, medical professionals published a paper linking the high rate of cancer among…

Babylon Bee

Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    CHICAGO, IL — Residents of the Windy City noticed that it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers
The Onion

Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       According to a new AAA report, a record number of Americans plan to travel 50 miles or more for…

Babylon Bee

Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue’s X Account Reveals He’s Based In Isengard

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue’s X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.   Suspicions…

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
The Onion

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary…

James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar
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James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

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