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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class
Babylon Bee

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class

FinnSeptember 29, 2025

COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity…

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
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Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…

Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It
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Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It

FinnSeptember 27, 2025

U.S. — Americans were not quite sure what former FBI Director James Comey had been indicted for, but they felt…

King Saul’s Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp
Babylon Bee

King Saul’s Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp

FinnSeptember 26, 2025

GIBEAH — According to sources, King Saul’s troubled spirit was soothed with the help of a sick new effects pedal…

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’
The Onion

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F.…

Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
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Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…

Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)
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Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a guy trying to escape his CRIME FAMILY! 🙄 Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🤯 This cinematic…

Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter
Babylon Bee

Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter

FinnSeptember 25, 2025

U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron
The Onion

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled…

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