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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Man Worried About Tariffs Glad He Just Bought New Underwear So He Doesn’t Need To Worry About That For Another 15 Years
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Man Worried About Tariffs Glad He Just Bought New Underwear So He Doesn’t Need To Worry About That For Another 15 Years

FinnApril 4, 2025

Rancho Cucamonga, CA — A man who admitted being very concerned about the effect increased tariffs will have on the…

The Onion

Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine appeared first on The…

Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs
Babylon Bee

Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs

FinnApril 4, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump awoke this morning with a giddy schoolboy’s excitement, knowing that the Tariff Fairy promises…

The Onion

Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain 

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a controversial move that has outraged those critical of President Trump’s agenda, Elon Musk announced Friday that…

Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church
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Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church

FinnApril 3, 2025

HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…

The Onion

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall,…

The Onion

Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) reportedly set…

Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It
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Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It

FinnApril 3, 2025

SALINA, KS — Local man Jared Halderman reportedly went through a period of confused bewilderment after realizing he was unsure…

The Onion

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald…

The Onion

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a…

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