Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter
U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron
Read MoreThe OnionTUCSON, AZ—In a move that has earned praise from women’s rights advocates, local business Leiderman Insurance reportedly unveiled…
Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail
U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled…
V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)
Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…
John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie
🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of…
Nation Resets ‘Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack’ Counter Back To Zero
U.S. — The nation has once again reset its “Days Without A Leftist Terrorist Attack” counter back to zero. Read…
Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…