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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves
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Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves

FinnApril 9, 2025

NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a diddy on her banjo as…

Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood
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Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood

FinnApril 9, 2025

HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs…

Op-Ed: How About Genetic Scientists Try Making Young Men Who Aren’t Little Sissy Boys
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Op-Ed: How About Genetic Scientists Try Making Young Men Who Aren’t Little Sissy Boys

FinnApril 9, 2025

Down at the VFW today, the boys were saying that some boneheads used a bunch of test tubes to make…

Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100
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Galapagos Tortoises Become First-Time Parents At 100

FinnApril 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents, with…

Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs
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Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs

FinnApril 9, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The global trade war reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump banged a giant…

Is It OK To Date A Girl Who’s Not A Christian As Long As She’s Super Hot?
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Is It OK To Date A Girl Who’s Not A Christian As Long As She’s Super Hot?

FinnApril 9, 2025

I know there are Bible verses that say it’s bad to be “unequally yoked” with a non-believer — but what…

The Onion

White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers

FinnApril 9, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…

Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks

FinnApril 8, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump…

Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country
Babylon Bee

Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country

FinnApril 8, 2025

Trump has imposed tariffs on nearly every country on earth, leading to economic uncertainty and market panic. To ease the…

Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
The Onion

Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5

FinnApril 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMega Millions players will get slightly better odds and should start seeing more billion-dollar jackpots, but at a…

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