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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure
Babylon Bee

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure

FinnJuly 21, 2025

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As part of his revolutionary campaign platform, Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh introduced a plan to revitalize…

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America
Babylon Bee

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

FinnJuly 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
Breaking, Movie News

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour
The Onion

‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Rolling their eyes and mocking the pathetic attempts to navigate the narrow space, passersby reportedly mumbled “Must…

Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy
Babylon Bee

Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy

FinnJuly 20, 2025

U.S. — Longtime Sesame Street resident Elmo decried the federal government’s defunding of PBS as an “obvious Jewish conpsiracy.”   Read…

FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled
Babylon Bee

FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled

FinnJuly 19, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — In a stunning example of rampant fascism, a TV network cancelled a show that wasn’t making…

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles
Babylon Bee

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles

FinnJuly 19, 2025

U.S. — The news media which remained unconcerned for four years by the lack of circulation to former President Biden’s…

Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
Babylon Bee

Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert

FinnJuly 19, 2025

After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better…

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading
The Onion

Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading

FinnJuly 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionStudies show that children who read for pleasure perform better on tests and suffer from fewer mental health…

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
Breaking, Movie News

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…

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