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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”
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End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a world where every other rock star suddenly becomes an eco-warrior, a mental health influencer, or—God forbid—a designer of…

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music
The Onion

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials,…

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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…

Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As ‘Animaniacs’
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Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As ‘Animaniacs’

FinnSeptember 19, 2025

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man…

Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…

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FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBenjamin Yates passed away tragically at age 53, leaving a gaping hole in his local community and torso.…

Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I Am The First Victim Of The Murder Of Charlie Kirk’
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Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I Am The First Victim Of The Murder Of Charlie Kirk’

FinnSeptember 19, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Comedian and indefinitely suspended late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel issued a statement on Friday in which he…

OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!
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OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

ARE YOU TRIGGERED, SWIFTIES? 🤡 Taylor Swift, the queen of calculated moves and manufactured drama, is allegedly waltzing back into…

“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures
Hollywood Scandal: Anaconda Refuses to Finish Jack Black, Calling Him "Toxic Fast Food"
Movie News

“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

The film world has been rocked by a scandal that smells not just of multimillion-dollar lawsuits, but also of a…

Fox News Host Apologizes For Saying Mentally Ill Homeless People Should Be Executed
The Onion

Fox News Host Apologizes For Saying Mentally Ill Homeless People Should Be Executed

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFox News host Brian Kilmeade apologized for saying that mentally ill homeless people should be subject to “involuntary…

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