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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother

FinnMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…

The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
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The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…

De Niro’s ‘The Alto Knights’ on Max: June 6, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mob
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De Niro’s ‘The Alto Knights’ on Max: June 6, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mob

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 Another mob movie! As if we haven’t seen enough of those. Max (who?) is gracing us with…

Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…

Hollywood has officially lost its mind: bathe in Sydney, toilet paper with Trejo!
Celebs Gone Wild: Bathwater Soap and Tactical Toilet Rolls Hit the Market
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Hollywood has officially lost its mind: bathe in Sydney, toilet paper with Trejo!

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t get any weirder, it dives headfirst into a tub of pure insanity — and…

The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado
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The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Poot from “The Wire” (yeah, that’s all he’s ever done) claims a tornado demolished his house in Georgia!…

Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease
The Onion

Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease

FinnMay 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early…

Federal Judge Overturns Law Of Gravity
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Overturns Law Of Gravity

FinnMay 30, 2025

U.S. — The country was thrown into chaos this morning as a federal judge from the D.C. District Court overturned…

Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
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Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…

Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…

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