Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow
CANA — Large crowds gathered at a local burger joint following news that a man purported to be the Messiah…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder
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Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering
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Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles
BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up…
Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They’re Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million
U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they…
‘Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him’: RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man
WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and…
This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin
Happy International Women’s Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That’s why a day has…
Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands
Helpful hint! Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as…