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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Features Of Meta’s New AI App

FinnMay 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIn an effort to compete with the popularity of ChatGPT, Meta has launched its very own standalone AI…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

FinnMay 18, 2025

OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…

“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
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“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh

FinnMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…

Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
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Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…

Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times
The Onion

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times

FinnMay 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA Wisconsin man has voluntarily been bitten by snakes hundreds of times, with scientists now studying his blood…

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
Babylon Bee

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

FinnMay 16, 2025

The Bible is full of fantastic accounts of healing miracles where people were instantly cured of leprosy, blindness, and even…

Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Rambo Returns: A New Face and a Different Hu
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Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!

FinnMay 16, 2025May 17, 2025

Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…

The Onion

Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader

FinnMay 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—After months of closing in on the former news anchor’s legendary record, Michael Strahan surpassed Diane Sawyer on…

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