Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Congress have angrily demanded answers as to who repeatedly lied to the American people in…
Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant
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Couple Declines To Attend Chinese Underground Church Over Lack Of Children’s Programming
XUANHUA — One local family’s search for a new place of worship continued last weekend, as a couple declined to…
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…
Baby Saves Affair
Read MoreThe OnionSANTA CLARA, CA—Following a long rough patch that had led them to consider ending their adulterous relationship, local…
Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America
U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States…