Cincinnati Authorities Warn White Visitors Not To Use Their Skulls To Attack Black Fists
CINCINNATI, OH — Local authorities issued a warning advising all white visitors to the city to please make sure they…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza
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Investigation Concludes Trump Is The Only One Who Didn’t Collude With Russia
U.S. — Newly declassified intelligence files revealed that every politician, government official, and political candidate except Donald Trump colluded with…
Eternal Wrestle
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What to Know Before Going to Lollapalooza
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‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…
Nuremberg: Witness Rusty Crowe, Random Malek, and Mike Shannon in a Sneak Peek of the Nuremberg LOLs
This forty-second teaser trailer reveals Academy Award® winner Russell Crowe’s performance as Hermann Göring in this thought-provoking historical drama for…
History of Snooze-fest: Paul Mescal & Josh O’Connor Star in Guaranteed Nap-Inducing Trailer
The History of Sound, or as I like to call it, “Two Dudes With Microphones,” is brought to you by…
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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‘Behold, He Is Not Dead, But Merely Sleeping,’ Pastor Declares Before Waking Harold In Back Pew
LITTLE ROCK, AR — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to a remarkable event, as a man who had…