Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

    Read MoreThe OnionA National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate of cognitive decline than people who were eligible for the food assistance program but didn’t receive benefits. What do you think?
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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