With 45 Days Left Until Labor Day, Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar
CONCORD, NH — Labor Day, and the symbolic start of pumpkin spice season, is just a short 45 days…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…
Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them
NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation…
Tourist Disappointed To Leave Scotland Without Seeing Single Fat Bastard
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist…
Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…
Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice
NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace…
OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music
LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after…