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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
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Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…

Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times
The Onion

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times

FinnMay 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA Wisconsin man has voluntarily been bitten by snakes hundreds of times, with scientists now studying his blood…

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
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9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

FinnMay 16, 2025

The Bible is full of fantastic accounts of healing miracles where people were instantly cured of leprosy, blindness, and even…

Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!
Rambo Returns: A New Face and a Different Hu
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Hollywood Reboots Rambo: A Black Vietnam Veteran Takes Center Stage!

FinnMay 16, 2025May 17, 2025

Millennium Media has officially announced the development of John Rambo, a prequel to the classic First Blood. Set during the…

The Onion

Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader

FinnMay 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—After months of closing in on the former news anchor’s legendary record, Michael Strahan surpassed Diane Sawyer on…

Cannes Bans Nudity On Red Carpet
The Onion

Cannes Bans Nudity On Red Carpet

FinnMay 15, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCannes Film Festival issued an updated red carpet dress code that effectively bans full nudity and “voluminous” ensembles,…

Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day
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Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day

FinnMay 15, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — Local man Greg Spitzer found himself on the proverbial “cloud nine” following an encounter with a kindly…

The Onion

Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards

FinnMay 15, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee…

Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
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Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…

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