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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
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No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

FinnMay 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

The Onion

Relationship Experts Recommend Saying ‘I Love You’ Even If You Don’t Mean It

FinnMay 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionORLANDO, FL—Emphasizing that it’s just words, after all, a team of relationship experts issued a recommendation Thursday that…

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
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10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

FinnMay 19, 2025

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…

Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand
Cancelled? Not So Fast: Kevin Spacey Honored With Savage Awards at Cannes
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Kevin Spacey at Cannes: The Uncancelled King Returns With a Middle Finger in Each Hand

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Cannes, May 20 — It finally happened. Kevin Spacey, the man Hollywood tried to erase harder than bad box office…

Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
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Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again

FinnMay 19, 2025May 20, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…

The Onion

Features Of Meta’s New AI App

FinnMay 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIn an effort to compete with the popularity of ChatGPT, Meta has launched its very own standalone AI…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

FinnMay 18, 2025

OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…

“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
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“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh

FinnMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…

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