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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Trump Sends In Nicolas Cage To Reoccupy Alcatraz
Babylon Bee

Trump Sends In Nicolas Cage To Reoccupy Alcatraz

FinnMay 7, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island…

💉 Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! 💄
🔥 SHOCK! 😱 Kidman & Bullock Spilling Plastic Surgeon's Secrets in 'Practical Magic 2' Teaser? Get Ready for Witches on Botox!
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💉 Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! 💄

FinnMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

😱 Alright, hold onto your wrinkle creams and maybe clutch your pearls — Hollywood is once again determined to test…

Sin’N’Out
The Onion

Sin’N’Out

FinnMay 7, 2025May 12, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Sin’N’Out appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,”…

Trump Renames San Francisco Bay ‘Gulf Of Criminals’
Babylon Bee

Trump Renames San Francisco Bay ‘Gulf Of Criminals’

FinnMay 7, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As part of his ongoing crusade to change the name of each body of water in…

Trump Promises To Negotiate Peace In India As Soon As They Take Him Off Hold
Babylon Bee

Trump Promises To Negotiate Peace In India As Soon As They Take Him Off Hold

FinnMay 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just…

Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota
Babylon Bee

Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota

FinnMay 6, 2025

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite…

9 Out Of 10 Financial Experts Now Recommend Saying The ‘N-Word’ On Camera
Babylon Bee

9 Out Of 10 Financial Experts Now Recommend Saying The ‘N-Word’ On Camera

FinnMay 6, 2025

U.S. — A new foolproof method to build long-term wealth has been discovered, as a recent survey showed that a…

Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban
Babylon Bee

Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban

FinnMay 6, 2025

UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump…

10 People Trump Is Sending To The Reopened Alcatraz
Babylon Bee

10 People Trump Is Sending To The Reopened Alcatraz

FinnMay 6, 2025

With the whole nation abuzz with President Trump’s proposal to reopen and expand Alcatraz, it’s worth asking who, exactly, would…

Democrats Offer Illegal Immigrants $1,001 To Stay In US
Babylon Bee

Democrats Offer Illegal Immigrants $1,001 To Stay In US

FinnMay 6, 2025

U.S. — In response to President Donald Trump‘s offer to give illegal immigrants $1000 in exchange for deporting themselves, Democrats…

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