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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
New Pope Spends First Day Undoing All Of Former Pope’s Executive Orders
Babylon Bee

New Pope Spends First Day Undoing All Of Former Pope’s Executive Orders

FinnMay 9, 2025

VATICAN CITY — According to Vatican officials, newly elected Pope Leo XIV spent the majority of his first day on…

God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
The Onion

God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle

FinnMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTHE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty…

Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible
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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

Uncategorized

Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

BREAKING: Smoke Has Risen From Buc-ee’s Indicating Fresh Brisket Is On The Board
Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Smoke Has Risen From Buc-ee’s Indicating Fresh Brisket Is On The Board

FinnMay 7, 2025

WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee’s this afternoon, indicating fresh…

Trump Offers Undocumented Immigrants $1,000 To Leave Country
The Onion

Trump Offers Undocumented Immigrants $1,000 To Leave Country

FinnMay 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s administration said that it is going to pay immigrants who are in the United States…

Fox News Calls Papacy For Joe Biden
Babylon Bee

Fox News Calls Papacy For Joe Biden

FinnMay 7, 2025

U.S. — Fox News has announced that it is ready to officially project the winner of the papacy, calling the…

Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
The Onion

Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz

FinnMay 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe Onion​​President Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach…

Sad: AOC Unable To Obtain Real ID Because She Died On Jan 6 And Is A Ghost
Babylon Bee

Sad: AOC Unable To Obtain Real ID Because She Died On Jan 6 And Is A Ghost

FinnMay 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The national movement to require everyone to convert their forms of identification continued to receive pushback as…

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